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Well, probably because they make us cringe. A: Dino-sore! A: Bronto-swore-us. Are you a magician? Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? I like you so much, I would catch a T-rex for you. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?

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A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur! Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: A dino-saw!